Men are from Mars, women are from Venus, nerds are down to the Earth

Moss: What was all that about?

Roy: Well, like all women, she's shoe mad!

Moss: It's a bit sexist, isn't it?

Roy: You know one woman who isn't obsessed about shoes?

Moss: No, but I only know one woman. And she just left the room shouting; "Da Shoezaa!!"